[Weekly Compilation of Presidential Documents Volume 42, Number 31 (Monday, August 7, 2006)]
[Pages 1428-1429]
[Online from the Government Publishing Office, www.gpo.gov]

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Remarks on the Renovation of the James S. Brady Press Briefing Room and 
an Exchange With Reporters

August 2, 2006

    Press Secretary Tony Snow. All right, well, never mind. See, every 
once in a while, hideous threats have a clarifying effect. And sometimes 
they make people make important choices, and apparently the threat of my 
singing has persuaded the President of the United States to intervene on 
yet another mission of peace.
    Mr. President.
    The President. Dee Dee, how're you doing?
    Margaret J. ``Dee Dee'' Myers. Mr. President.
    The President. Marlin, you're looking as pretty as ever.
    Marlin Fitzwater. Thank you, Mr. President. Really good to see you.
    The President. Sarah, good to see you.
    Sarah Brady. How are you?
    The President. Jim, really good to see you, sir. Thank you.
    James S. Brady. Nice seeing you too.
    Q. Speech, speech.
    Q. Press conference.
    Q. Welcome, Mr. President.
    Q. We have a few questions, if you don't mind.
    Q. Just a couple of questions.
    The President. I know you've been complaining about the digs for a 
while. [Laughter] So this is like the end of an old era. And let me just 
say, we felt your pain. And so we decided, you know, to help you 
renovate and come up with a new Brady center.
    And so I want to thank the former spin meisters for joining me up 
here. Tell my people how to do it, will you? I mean, it's a--[laughter].
    But anyway, Laura and I wanted to come by and wish you all the best 
as you get to move headquarters for a while. I look forward to welcome 
you back here in, I guess, 6 or 7 months. Is that right?
    Q. Nine months. We hope.
    Q. We're setting no timetables, Mr. President. [Laughter]
    The President. That's what you get when you bring your crackpot up 
from Texas. [Laughter]
    Q. No comment, sir. [Laughter]
    The President. So, like, suede chairs? [Laughter] Is that what 
you're looking--kind of velvet armchairs? Armchairs. Everybody wants to 
be able to lean back.
    It looks a little crowded in here. And so you want to double the 
size?
    Q. Yes.
    The President. Forget it. [Laughter] You get to work like the rest 
of us. We may have some air conditioning if we decide to. [Laughter]
    Anyway, good luck in the new building. Looking forward to seeing you 
over there.
    Q. Can we come see you?
    The President. I don't know. Does the air conditioner work better 
there than here? [Laughter]
    Q. Yes.
    The President. The last time I had a press conference in here, it 
felt like it was outside. As a matter of fact, some of your makeup was 
running. [Laughter]
    Q. Mr. President, should Mel Gibson be forgiven? [Laughter]
    The President. Is that you and Gregory [David Gregory, NBC News] 
standing back there?
    Q. I was there first. [Laughter]
    The President. You know----
    Q. ----complaining that the Jews start all the wars----
    The President. Is that Sam Donaldson? [Laughter] Forget it. You're a 
has-been. We don't have to answer has-been's questions.
    Q. Oo-o-oh!
    Q. Mr. President, do you want to say a little about the White House 
press corps, please?

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    The President. Say something about the White House press corps?

    Q. Yes, sir.

    The President. It's a beautiful bunch of people. [Laughter]

    Q. How about your best moment in here, sir? Can you remember your--
--

    The President. My best moment in here is when my press conference 
ended. [Laughter]

    Q. [Inaudible]--about Mel Gibson----

    The President. I can't hear you; I'm over 60, just like you. 
[Laughter]

    Q. ----Ronald Reagan could get away with that, sir.

    The President. He was over 60 as well. At any rate, as you can tell, 
I'm thrilled to be here. [Laughter] But we do wish you all the best. 
Looking forward to being here when you kick off the new room. You 
deserve better than this. I appreciate the relationship with the press. 
I know these folks enjoyed the--enjoyed dealing with you--well, another 
crowd of you, been dealing with you as well. It's an important 
relationship.

    Joe Lockhart. Some of the same crowd.

    The President. Well, you're the head of the whole thing. Like, have 
you got a thing--a role to play?

    Q. No, no, no.

    The President. Okay, good. But anyway, good luck.

    Q. What about Crawford?

    The President. For those of you going to Crawford, saddle up. All 
right, good to see you.

    Press Secretary Snow. Thank you, everybody.

Note: The President spoke at 1:57 p.m. in the James S. Brady Press 
Briefing Room at the White House. Participating in the visit were former 
White House Press Secretaries Margaret J. ``Dee Dee'' Myers, Marlin 
Fitzwater, Joe Lockhart, Ron Nessen, and James S. Brady, and his wife, 
Sarah. In his remarks, the President referred to ABC News national 
correspondent Sam Donaldson. A reporter referred to actor Mel Gibson.