    [Public Papers of the Presidents of the United States: William J. Clinton (1999, Book I)]
    [May 1, 1999]
    [Pages 668-670]
    [From the U.S. Government Publishing Office www.gpo.gov]

    Remarks at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
    May 1, 1999

        Thank you very much, Stewart,
    Susan, Brian. You all
    were pretty tough on the Times for boycotting this dinner tonight. I
    understand they wanted to protest the increasingly circus-like
    atmosphere. Why are they doing it? I'm the guy who shows up every year
    and gets shot out of the cannon. [Laughter]
        You really made me feel like I'm on the downhill slide--Brian spent
    all this time dumping on the Vice President. [Laughter] You know, you were really rough on him. That
    riff was pretty funny. I mean, you gave him credit for everything. I
    think since you pointed out that he went to the Kentucky Derby today, I
    should say, he claims no credit for siring the winner. [Laughter]
        I know that this dinner has gotten out of hand in recent years, but
    I see a lot of familiar faces out here. And I want you to know that I
    really appreciate all these Hollywood celebrities inviting the work-a-
    day Washington press to join them tonight. [Laughter]
        Now, you know I, on occasion, have my differences with the New York
    Times. But they've taken a principled stand. [Laughter] And I support
    them. In fact, I feel so strongly about it that I challenge the
    Washington Times and the Weekly Standard to follow their example next
    year--[laughter]--and the year after that, and so on. [Laughter]
        I know there was some talk about my not coming this year, and I
    admit, the thought did cross my mind. [Laughter] But then I heard if I
    didn't attend, Aretha might not attend, and
    that would break Brian's heart, because we couldn't bear the thought of
    having Scott Pelley sing ``R-E-S-P-E-C-T.'' [Laughter]
        I hope you'll all enjoy Aretha, but you know--and I love her, and I
    will certainly enjoy it. And I want to see you later--I like to come
    here because there are those other parties later on. Now, last year Sid
    Blumenthal swore he could get me into the Vanity Fair party. [Laughter]
    What a difference a year makes. [Laughter] This year I have to take him.
    [Laughter]
        I love seeing all the White House correspondents in this room
    tonight. For me, it's a rare treat to see you outside the White House
    gates--and notwithstanding what Susan said, get used to it. [Laughter]
    You know that the National Park Service is planning this long-range plan
    to relocate the White House Briefing Room to a larger facility, outside
    the West Wing--which I think is too bad. I mean, Helen was just starting
    to get comfortable. [Laughter] And she's still mad about the last time
    the White House Briefing Room was moved--that's when the Capital moved
    to Washington from Philadelphia. [Laughter]
        But look, this is going to be hard on us, too. It's going to be
    really hard on the White House if they move the Briefing Room because
    then the leakers will have to start dialing 10-10-321. [Laughter]
        Speaking of big moves, I saw yet another journalist commenting today
    that if Hillary runs for the Senate, she'll have to deal with the New
    York press, and that will be hard, because they're even meaner than you
    are. I want you to know something: We are not scared of them; we're
    scared of the co-op boards. [Laughter] Have you ever seen one of those
    applications? I've been filling one out--look, here's my answer to some
    of the questions. You tell me what kind of chance we've got.
        Question 2, anticipated employment? Unknown. [Laughter] Question 3,
    anticipated earnings? Unknown. [Laughter] Question 5, current residence?
    Public housing. [Laughter] It gets better. References? Nelson Mandela,
    the Dalai

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    Lama, Steven Spielberg. [Laughter] Outstanding debts? Williams &
    Connolly--[laughter]--and the House Democrats. [Laughter]
        I know these are really busy times for all of you in the press
    corps. I appreciate your hard work. But what I really appreciate is all
    the commentary. I hope the NATO commanders videotaped this morning's
    briefing by retired General Howard Fineman. [Laughter] I wonder how in
    the world the Allies ever managed to pull off D-day without ``Talk Back
    Live.'' [Laughter]
        Press coverage has really changed a lot over the years. You know,
    during the Hundred Years War, the European press corps didn't even start
    second-guessing until 1370. [Laughter]
        Now, just imagine if today's press corps covered yesterday's wars.
    Here are a few headlines. Paul Revere's warning: ``Too Little Too
    Late.'' [Laughter] Lincoln speaks at Gettysburg: ``Fails To Articulate
    Exit Strategy.'' Teddy Roosevelt leads charge up San Juan Hill: ``GOP
    Divided.'' [Laughter] McArthur to Philippines: ``I Shall Return--Refuses
    To Set Specific Timetable.'' [Laughter]
        This is the last White House correspondents' dinner of the
    millennium. Frankly, I'm surprised you see any news value in all this
    millennium stuff. I mean, after all, we've known about it for 1,000
    years now. [Laughter] I think history will record that the world spent
    the last days of this millennium compiling lists. You may have seen a
    list compiled by the Newseum of the top 100 news stories of the century,
    everything from putting a man on the Moon to the polio vaccine, ranked
    in order of importance.
        I don't mind telling you, I made the Newseum list--something about
    the events of last year, number 53--53! I mean, what does a guy have to
    do to make the top 50 around here? [Laughter] I came in six places after
    the invention of plastic, for crying out loud. [Laughter] And I don't
    recall a year of 24-hour-a-day saturation coverage on the miracle of
    plastic. [Laughter] And I guess the strongest economy in a century was
    number 101.
        Ladies and gentlemen, I think it's really good for us to step away
    from the work we do for an evening and laugh a little. I thought
    Brian was really funny, and I like laughing
    at somebody else for a change. [Laughter] But I hope you'll forgive me
    if I sort of stop it now and say a few serious words, for these are not
    usual times. While we've got a lot to be grateful for, in rising
    prosperity, and falling unemployment, poverty, welfare, and crime, you
    all know we have real challenges.
        All Americans are still hurting for the families of Littleton and
    seeking ways that each of us can help to give our children less violent,
    more wholesome childhoods. And our thoughts are in Kosovo, where America
    and our allies are engaged in a difficult struggle for freedom and human
    rights and against the destruction of other human beings because of
    their ethnic and racial heritage.
        The roots of violence at home and ethnic cleansing and racial hatred
    abroad are of great complexity and difficulty. But we know that our
    country is strong enough and good enough to meet these challenges.
        There was a reference to this before, but I want to say a special
    word about the three servicemen  and their
    families. Our prayers have been with them for the past month, and there
    are indications that they may soon be released to Reverend
    Jackson and his interfaith group. We certainly
    hope that this will occur.
        But let us remember tonight also what is at stake for more than a
    million other people who have been involved in Kosovo--a very great
    deal. What is at stake there, what was at stake in Bosnia, and what will
    doubtless be at stake elsewhere in the world in the years ahead is
    whether Mr. Milosevic's vision of ethnic
    cleansing, with its uprooting, its raping, its killing, its destroying
    every record and remnant of culture and history--or our democratic
    vision of ethnic tolerance and political pluralism, of affirming our
    common humanity--whether his vision or ours will define the beginning of
    the 21st century. On this there can be no compromise. And therefore, our
    determination must be unwavering.
        I thank you, the White House correspondents, for making the donation
    to help the refugees of Kosovo. That is a welcome and valued
    contribution. So are the reports you and your colleagues file every day,
    often at great personal risk for those in the region.
        As our prayers are with our military personnel and our allies
    tonight, they're with the Kosovars--indeed, with all innocent people who
    are caught up in this grievous affair. I again ask Mr.
    Milosevic to let the Kosovars come home,
    with the Serb forces out, and an international force in to protect all
    the people, including the Serb minority who live in Kosovo.

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        And I ask the American people to remember what it is we are fighting
    for: a world in which the dignity of humanity counts for more than the
    differences of humanity. For human differences, when celebrated but
    contained, can make life a lot more interesting, but when unleashed as
    weapons of war, soon make it unbearable.
        The 20th century has seen altogether too much of this. If we and our
    allies, indeed, if you and I as citizens, and each in our official
    capacities, all do our job, the world of our children will be better. It
    will be not only more prosperous but more peaceful, not only more
    diverse but more unified, not only more human but more humane. Let that
    be our prayer tonight and our determination.
        Thank you very much, and God bless you.

    Note: The President spoke at approximately 10:20 p.m. in the
    International Ballroom at the Washington Hilton. In his remarks, he
    referred to White House Correspondents' Association outgoing president
    Stewart Powell, Hearst Newspapers, and incoming president Susan Page,
    USA Today; dinner emcee Brian Williams, NBC News; Scott Pelley, CBS
    News; entertainer Aretha Franklin; Helen Thomas, United Press
    International; President Nelson Mandela of South Africa; movie director
    and producer Steven Spielberg; Staff Sgt. Andrew A. Ramirez, USA, Staff
    Sgt. Christopher J. Stone, USA, and Specialist Steven M. Gonzales, USA,
    infantrymen in custody in Serbia; civil rights leader Jesse Jackson; and
    President Slobodan Milosevic of the Federal Republic of Yugoslavia
    (Serbia and Montenegro).