[Congressional Record (Bound Edition), Volume 153 (2007), Part 5]
[House]
[Page 7414]
[From the U.S. Government Publishing Office, www.gpo.gov]




                     SONG TITLES FOR 110TH CONGRESS

  (Mr. WESTMORELAND asked and was given permission to address the House 
for 1 minute and to revise and extend his remarks.)
  Mr. WESTMORELAND. You know, Mr. Speaker, Alan Jackson lives in my 
district, a great country singer, and I was thinking of some songs for 
him. One of them was ``I Would Rather Be in New York Raising Money Than 
Funding the War in Iraq.'' The other one was ``How I Turned the Blue 
Dogs Yellow.''
  Then there is also an author in my district, Ferrell Sams; he writes 
a lot of books; you may have read some of them, but a good book is 
``How to Lose a War and Store Peanuts.''
  Let me say this, Mr. Speaker, for Alan Jackson to look at the rules. 
And he could do a whole album on the rules here. ``We Only Change Them 
When We Have To'' would make a great title for that rules album. ``We 
Only Leave the Vote Open When We Are Losing, When the Time is Up,'' 
would be another good one. And the last one would be, ``We Only Change 
Them When We Have To.''

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