[Congressional Record (Bound Edition), Volume 147 (2001), Part 5]
[House]
[Page 6297]
[From the U.S. Government Publishing Office, www.gpo.gov]



    PROCTOLOGIST SHOULD BE ADVISING JUDGES AT FRENCH BEAUTY CONTEST

  (Mr. TRAFICANT asked and was given permission to address the House 
for 1 minute and to revise and extend his remarks.)
  Mr. TRAFICANT. Mr. Speaker, is she or is she not? Rumors persist that 
Miss France is not a big-bone diva but actually a man. Reports say that 
pageant officials said they are anxiously awaiting the bathing suit 
contest. Unbelievable. Maybe J. Edgar Hoover will crown the next Miss 
France, Mr. Speaker.
  Hey, what is next? Will they have certification standards performed 
by licensed gynecologists for these pageants? Beam me up. This is not 
brain surgery. Even the University of Dayton School of Political 
Science can determine human genitalia.
  I yield back the fact that a proctologist should be advising these 
judges at this French beauty contest.

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