[Congressional Record (Bound Edition), Volume 147 (2001), Part 10]
[House]
[Page 13631]
[From the U.S. Government Publishing Office, www.gpo.gov]



                            ABOLISH THE IRS

  (Mr. TRAFICANT asked and was given permission to address the House 
for 1 minute and to revise and extend his remarks.)
  Mr. TRAFICANT. The IRS said last year's 81 percent error rate dropped 
to only 73 percent this past year. Unbelievable. The Internal Rectal 
Service screws up 73 percent of the time and then brags about it.
  If that is not enough to cause your 1040 to crepitate, IRS agents 
gave the wrong advice to taxpayers only 50 percent of the time last 
year, according to an investigation.
  Beam me up. The IRS does not need more workers; the IRS does not need 
more money. These stumbling, fumbling, bumbling mistake-prone 
nincompoops have got to go.
  I yield back the need to pass the Tauzin-Traficant 15 percent flat 
retail sales tax, abolish the income tax, and abolish these nincompoops 
at the IRS.

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