[Congressional Record (Bound Edition), Volume 145 (1999), Part 15]
[House]
[Pages 21268-21269]
[From the U.S. Government Publishing Office, www.gpo.gov]




                PILLOW TALK AT THE DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY

  (Mr. TRAFICANT asked and was given permission to address the House

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for 1 minute and to revise and extend his remarks.)
  Mr. TRAFICANT. Mr. Speaker, after all the buying and spying, the 
Department of Energy has announced their new security policy. All 
scientists must now report any and all romantic affairs that they have 
with foreigners.
  Now if that is not enough to centerfold our Playboys, check this out. 
There is one exception, and I am not kidding: one night stands are 
still permitted.
  Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. The next time, Congress, we see an ad for a 
temporary, overnight, meaningful relationship, be careful. It may be 
from a real rocket launcher at the Department of Energy.
  Launch this.
  I yield back all the pillow talk at the Department of Energy.

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