[Congressional Record Volume 147, Number 91 (Wednesday, June 27, 2001)]
[House]
[Page H3622]
From the Congressional Record Online through the Government Publishing Office [www.gpo.gov]
SEND MARGARET HARGROVE OF FLORIDA TO THE IRS
(Mr. TRAFICANT asked and was given permission to address the House
for 1 minute and to revise and extend his remarks.)
Mr. TRAFICANT. Mr. Speaker, the pit bull is the most ferocious dog in
the world, but nobody told that to Margaret Hargrove of Florida. When a
pit bull clamped his massive jaws around her small Scot terrier's neck,
Margaret ferociously bit the pit bull back.
Now, if that is not enough to sanitize your fire hydrant, folks, the
pit bull then turned on Margaret and attacked her. Margaret then
attacked the pit bull so ferociously that she drove him away.
Beam me up. Do not take this woman to a drive-in movie. Do not forget
to feed her terrier. My colleagues, never bite Margaret Hargrove of
Florida.
I yield back the need to hire Margaret Hargrove at the Internal
Revenue Service to straighten those people out.
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