[Congressional Record Volume 147, Number 81 (Tuesday, June 12, 2001)]
[House]
[Page H3008]
From the Congressional Record Online through the Government Publishing Office [www.gpo.gov]




                    UNISEX RESTROOMS, WHAT IS NEXT?

  (Mr. TRAFICANT asked and was given permission to address the House 
for 1 minute and to revise and extend his remarks.)
  Mr. TRAFICANT. Mr. Speaker, last week a girl was crowned prom king in 
Washington. This week we learn a whole new classification term for men 
and women: Transgenders. That is right, transgenders. Ohio University 
has designated 30 restrooms as transgender-type restrooms, able to be 
used by both men and women at the same time.
  They are officially called unisex restrooms. Unbelievable. What is 
next? Unisex locker rooms with thong/jock support dispensers? How about 
Maxipad vending machines in locker rooms? Beam me up.
  I yield back this higher education business as yet simply getting 
high.

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