[Congressional Record Volume 146, Number 127 (Thursday, October 12, 2000)]
[House]
[Page H9819]
From the Congressional Record Online through the Government Publishing Office [www.gpo.gov]


 NAVY CONCENTRATES ON GENDER NEUTRALITY IN WAKE OF CHINA NUCLEAR THREAT

  (Mr. TRAFICANT asked and was given permission to address the House 
for 1 minute and to revise and extend his remarks.)
  Mr. TRAFICANT. The CIA said China is buying nuclear attack submarines 
with missiles that experts say can destroy our entire Navy fleet. 
Knowing this, the Navy has decided to, and I quote, replace all 
aircraft carrier urinals with gender-neutral water closets, end quote.
  Unbelievable. We have a dragon breathing down our necks and the Navy 
is constipating over urinals. What is next, bidets in powder rooms? How 
about some ballroom dancing lessons, folks?
  Beam me up. I yield back the fact that this gender-neutral business 
is getting ridiculous.

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