[Congressional Record Volume 146, Number 123 (Thursday, October 5, 2000)]
[House]
[Page H8814]
From the Congressional Record Online through the Government Publishing Office [www.gpo.gov]




                         THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES

  (Mr. TRAFICANT asked and was given permission to address the House 
for 1 minute and to revise and extend his remarks.)
  Mr. TRAFICANT. Broadway has announced a new play called ``The Vagina 
Monologues.'' I quote, the promo states that ``Vagina Monologues uses 
humor and drama to explore such things as sexual fantasies, orgasms, 
pelvic examinations and rape.'' Now if that is not enough to entice 
your condominium, this vaginal virtuoso is being billed as theater at 
its finest.
  Unbelievable. What is next? Rectal Diaries? Men are dropping like 
flies in America from prostate cancer and Broadway is promoting vaginal 
titillation.
  Beam me up. I advise all New York men to sleep on their stomachs, and 
I yield back all the STDs on the East Coast.

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