[Congressional Record Volume 144, Number 107 (Monday, August 3, 1998)]
[House]
[Page H6885]
From the Congressional Record Online through the Government Publishing Office [www.gpo.gov]




               SEVEN PERCENT OF SCIENTISTS BELIEVE IN GOD

  (Mr. TRAFICANT asked and was given permission to address the House 
for 1 minute and to revise and extend his remarks.)
  Mr. TRAFICANT. Mr. Speaker, a new report says only 7 percent of 
scientists believe in God. That is right. And the reason they gave was 
that the scientists are ``super smart.'' Unbelievable. Most of these 
absent-minded professors cannot find the toilet.
  Mr. Speaker, I have one question for these wise guys to constipate 
over: How can some thing come from no thing?
  And while they digest that, Mr. Speaker, let us tell it like it is. 
Put these super-cerebral master debaters in some foxhole with bombs 
bursting all around them, and I guarantee they will not be praying to 
Frankenstein.
  Beam me up here. My colleagues, all the education in the world is 
worthless without God and a little bit of common sense. And I yield 
back whatever we have left.

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