[Congressional Record Volume 144, Number 6 (Wednesday, February 4, 1998)]
[House]
[Page H244]
From the Congressional Record Online through the Government Publishing Office [www.gpo.gov]




                     INTERNET NEEDS A CHASTITY CHIP

  (Mr. TRAFICANT asked and was given permission to address the House 
for 1 minute and to revise and extend his remarks.)
  Mr. TRAFICANT. Mr. Speaker, what a world. Frazzled Frances Wyndham 
believes she got pregnant during a sexy e-mail exchange by a paramour 
1,500 miles away. That is right: pregnant.
  Frances said, and I quote, ``His words were so sexy, I was totally 
seduced.'' Talk about instant connection. This is immaculate reception, 
Mr. Speaker.
  And if that is not enough to crash our hard drive, think about the 
legal implications. What is next? Bill Gates paying child support? 
Microsoft, my eye.
  Mr. Speaker, it is time for Congress to act. The computers do not 
need a V-chip; Internet needs a chastity chip. I would say, ``Beam me 
up,'' but that may be a new delivery system for e-mail.

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