[Congressional Record Volume 143, Number 129 (Wednesday, September 24, 1997)]
[House]
[Page H7737]
From the Congressional Record Online through the Government Publishing Office [www.gpo.gov]




                      NATIONAL CONGRESSIONAL TEST

  (Mr. KINGSTON asked and was given permission to address the House for 
1 minute and to revise and extend his remarks.)
  Mr. KINGSTON. Mr. Speaker, there is a lot of talk about national 
testing, so I designed one for Congress. Multiple choice. If a Federal 
official raises money from a taxpayer-funded office, he is:
  A. Breaking the law.
  B. OK if it is soft money.
  C. OK if he does not remember doing it.
  Number 2. A Buddhist temple is:
  A. A place of worship.
  B. A great spot for a fund-raiser.
  C. I do not recall. I never went to one. I never heard of it. Anyway, 
it was not a fund-raiser.
  True or false/Definitions. If you were subpoenaed by the Thompson 
committee, DNC stands for ``did not come.''
  If you were a major TV network during the Thompson hearings, DNC 
stands for ``did not cover.''
  If you are the Vice President, DNC stands for ``did not call.''
  If you are a foreign national, DNC stands for ``did not contribute.''
  Finally, Discussion Questions. What is the difference between ``Find 
Waldo'' and John Huang?
  Answer: You can eventually find Waldo.

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