[Congressional Record Volume 142, Number 48 (Tuesday, April 16, 1996)]
[House]
[Page H3396]
From the Congressional Record Online through the Government Publishing Office [www.gpo.gov]




                    HOW ABOUT A FEW JOBS IN AMERICA?

  (Mr. TRAFICANT asked and was given permission to address the House 
for 1 minute and to revise and extend his remarks.)
  Mr. TRAFICANT. Mr. Speaker, the Department of Labor continues to 
amaze me with these new job listings. Check this out: Box bender ball 
warper, fish smoker, top screw nut roaster, impregnator, worm picker 
blank maker, hooker laster. Does that mean there is a hooker quicker 
job? If that is not enough to file your chapter 7, how about a slime 
plant operator helper? How about a wax ball knockout worker?
  Unbelievable, Mr. Speaker, when American workers become box bending, 
ball warping, nut roasting top screws, it is evident everybody is 
getting their fish smoked. How about a few jobs in America? Eight 
million jobs. What do they pay, Mr. Speaker? Five dollars an hour? I 
yield back the balance of these jobs.

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