[Congressional Record Volume 142, Number 34 (Wednesday, March 13, 1996)]
[House]
[Page H2126]
From the Congressional Record Online through the Government Publishing Office [www.gpo.gov]




    THE WHITEWATER INVESTIGATION HAS REACHED THE FINAL FRONTIER OF 
                             JURISPRUDENCE

  (Mr. TRAFICANT asked and was given permission to address the House 
for 1 minute and to revise and extend his remarks.)
  Mr. TRAFICANT. Mr. Speaker, some people say that politics in America 
is getting real strange. Take Whitewater. Please, somebody take 
Whitewater. Whitewater has now gone where no man or woman has ever gone 
before, as evidenced by juror Barbara Adams, who shows up in a sleek 
red and black Star Trek uniform, complete with phaser and communicator. 
Adams said she is constantly prepared to be beamed up by Captain Kirk.
  Surprised? Not me. I would not be surprised to see some of those 
witnesses show up wearing a beanie with a propeller on top. Mr. 
Speaker, this has taken American jurisprudence to a whole new 
dimension. Trial by a jury of your peers is getting a whole new 
definition, and I pronounce here today and acclaim that Whitewater has 
now entered the final frontier. Beam me up, Mr. Speaker.

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