[Congressional Record Volume 142, Number 26 (Thursday, February 29, 1996)]
[Senate]
[Pages S1447-S1448]
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NEW MEXICO, THE LAND OF ENCHANTMENT
Mr. DOMENICI. Mr. President, once again, 1 of our 50 is missing. If
that seems like an enigmatic statement, bear with me a little longer. I
have a story to relate to you that proves true once again the adage
that truth is often stranger than fiction.
On Tuesday of this week one of my constituents, a man named Wade
Miller, of Santa Fe, NM, called the Olympic ticket office in Atlanta,
GA, in the United States--Atlanta, GA, USA. He was calling them to
request tickets for the Olympics, I say to my friend from New York.
Instead, imagine his surprise when he was told that since he was
calling from New Mexico with his request, he would need to consult with
the Mexican or Puerto Rican Olympic Committees in order to get
tickets--not the Olympic office in Atlanta, which, I repeat, is in
Georgia, USA.
Keep in mind that the area code for New Mexico is 505. The area code
for Atlanta is 404. I checked it myself, and this does not register as
an international call. If it was, my poor constituent, who argued with
them for a half hour to 45 minutes trying to convince them that New
Mexico was, indeed, in the United States, would have a real telephone
bill. There was even some debate about old Mexico versus New Mexico.
But when all was said and done they still told him that, no, you cannot
buy any tickets from us. You have to get them from either the Mexican
or Puerto Rican--they were not sure, I guess--Olympic office.
Finally, Mr. Miller produced a mailing address in Arizona and asked
if his tickets could be mailed to that address. They established on the
phone that yes, Arizona was in the United States and that tickets could
be sent there. Alas, the identity crisis for New Mexico, USA, seems to
continue. And while I'm pleased we could all agree that Arizona, our
distinguished neighbor to our west, is a State, I must point out that
New Mexico was actually a State even before Arizona, although not by
much.
So, as the Senator from New Mexico--although I guess the Olympic
Committee would simply call me a delegate, not a Senator--I must once
more rise to refresh everyone's memory. New Mexico--that large span of
land between the oil wells of Texas and the saguaros of Arizona--is in
the United States. I flew home during the last recess and they did not
book me on an
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international flight, nor did I need to pass through customs on my way.
And while my passport is in order, I can assure you I did not need it
to land at Albuquerque International Sunport.
I might also remind the Senate, and also the Olympic organizers in
Atlanta, that New Mexico was admitted to the Union as the 47th State in
January 1912. It lies directly south of Colorado, east of Arizona, west
of Texas, and north of the Mexican border. Let me repeat, north of the
Mexican border. You may know it as one of the larger pieces in jigsaw
puzzles of the United States.
In fact, New Mexico has one of the longest histories of any State in
the Union, starting with our ancient Indian cultures, almost four
centuries of Hispanic ancestry, and nearly 200 years of American
settlement. It is a dramatic land of scenic vistas and 1.5 million
proud citizens.
And let me remind the Olympic office that we had good reason to be
proud during the last Olympics, for we had a great champion from New
Mexico--Trent Dimas, who earned a gold medal in gymnastics. When Trent
Dimas won this medal, it wasn't ``O Fair New Mexico,'' New Mexico's
State song, that was played during the ceremony. They played the
National Anthem of the United States--surely an indicator that even in
the context of the Olympics, New Mexicans are proud U.S. citizens. And
those New Mexican athletes who visit the State of Georgia this summer
to attend the Summer Olympics will do so as citizens of the United
States, cheering our other terrific American athletes.
Let me wrap up by assuring the Atlanta ticket office that we in New
Mexico are well practiced in the use of U.S. currency. We, too, use the
dollar and not the peso. We're also well accustomed to potable drinking
water and to driving our cars on the right side of the road. And I
can't even imagine that those unique Southern accents will give New
Mexicans any trouble.
So today, I put a little note in Senator Nunn's and Senator
Coverdell's mailboxes, asking them if they would do us a favor in New
Mexico and vouch for us to the Olympic Committee in Georgia--and I'm
assuming that would be Georgia, USA, not Georgia, Russia. Perhaps they
could each send a note to the good people of Georgia to remind them
that New Mexico, the Land of Enchantment, is a State. No need to refer
New Mexicans to any embassy, customs office, passport center, or
currency exchange office. We're one of you.
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