[Congressional Record Volume 141, Number 206 (Thursday, December 21, 1995)]
[House]
[Pages H15559-H15560]
From the Congressional Record Online through the Government Publishing Office [www.gpo.gov]




                          A CHRISTMAS RECITAL

  The SPEAKER pro tempore (Mr. Tiahrt). Under a previous order of the 
House, the gentleman from California [Mr. Dornan] is recognized for 5 
minutes.
  Mr. DORNAN. Mr. Speaker, a Christmas recital. Man does not live by 
legislative tension alone, and my apologies to Mr. Moore.
  The night before Christmas.
  T'was the night before Christmas and all through this House, the 
liberals were playing the cat and the mouse. The budget was hung by 
threads of despair, while we hoped and we prayed Bill Clinton would 
care.
  The night before nestled all sung in his bed, visions of veto pens 
danced in his head. He dreamed of Web Hubble all through the night and 
vowed he would hold out if only for spite.
  While out in the land there arose such a clatter, taxpayers 
demanding, just what is the matter? Balance that budget, shut some Feds 
down. Our poor Army's in Bosnia, they said with a frown.
  The moon on the breast of the new fallen ice gave delusions of 
grandeur to Hillary; how nice. When what to our wondering eyes should 
appear, but Willie as Santa, his gang as reindeer, passing out pork in 
Fed buckets and pales, while frightening the old folks with Medicare 
tails.
  More swooping than vultures his coursers they came, they whistled and 
shouted and called them by name: Now Al Gore, Panetta, McCurry and 
Stephie; on Flowers, on Troopers, McDougal and Betsy. From the top of 
the heap to the top of the Hill, now bash away, bash away, go for the 
kill.
  While back in the House the hurricane rages. The freshmen are busy 
inspiring the pages. What sad words from ladies, and gentlemen too, who 
would rather be home with an eggnog or two. Where children and 
grandchildren snuggle in bed, waiting for Santa, the real one, in red.
  But struggle we will until our promise is met, a budget that is 
balanced; down national debt. A tax break for families with children to 
raise, a gift to the Nation in conservative days.
  And then in a twinkle we heard on this roof the stomping and pawing 
of each liberal hoof. As the Speaker called order, we all turned 
around. Bill came through the cloakroom looking smug and quite round. 
He was dressed all in glitter, because fur is not allowed. He threw Big 
Macs and french fries all over our crowd. You have won now; it is over, 
I fear. The budget is signed, my election draws near. But if I should 
lose, I will still be around. I am heading to Hollywood. It is my kind 
of town.
  He plopped in his sleigh, to his libs gave a yell, and then they were 
gone like bats out of hell. But we heard him exclaim as they galloped 
toward heaven. Bob Dornan impeaching me? Film at eleven.
  Mr. Speaker, may I place in the Record the update of:

                 Real Sleaze in the Not-So Gay Nineties


i. with whom does any thinking person associate these names and events?

                     A. First the good guys & gals

       Jean Lewis and other law respecting workers at the 
     Resolution Trust Corporation.
       Paula Corbin Jones--victim of criminal flashing--the 
     ultimate sexual harassment, right up there with criminal 
     groping--worse if you are the employer, i.e. the Governor.
       Billy Ray Dale and 6 other innocent Travelgate victims.

             B. Once ``in sin'' but now seeking redemption

       Sally Perdue, Gennifer Flowers, Mailyn Jenkins, and 
     Arkansas Troopers #1, #2, #3, #4, #5 (``J.D.'').
     
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                              C. Bad guys:

       Bimbos IV through XX, maybe higher.
       James McDougal, cheating owner of Madison Guaranty.
       Susan McDougal, embezzler of Zubin Mehta and wife and 
     partner of James.
       Bernard Nussbaum, former White House Counsel.
       Current convict Webster Hubbell, former Associate Attorney 
     General (No. 1 fix-it man at Justice).
       William Kennedy III, former White House Associate Counsel.
       Dan ``Cocaine'' Lasater, ex-con who laundered drug money 
     through S&L's and paid Roger's $10,000 cocaine debt, was 
     pardoned by Governor.
       James Blair of Tysons Chicken, controlling investments for 
     whom?
       Margaret Williams, Chief of Staff and Enemy of Truth.
       Patsy Thomasson, F.O.B., Enemy of Truth #2.
       Morton Halperin, National Security Counsel, he was rejected 
     for Asst. Sec. of Defense by U.S. Senate.
       Hazel O'Leary, Energy Secretary, world traveler.
       Bruce Babbitt, Interior Secretary, master of babble.
       Strobe Talbott, #2 at State Department (Dayton Conference 
     ``Greize eminence''--brother-in-law of Derek Shear) Time 
     Magazine lying editor and senior F.O.B. in 1992.
       Ira Magaziner, former Health Care Reform Guru, can't add 
     simple financial figures.
       Roger Clinton, ex-con and former cocaine addict.
       Robert Altman, BCCI.
       Clark Clifford, BCCI, avoided justice trial.
       Catherine Cornelius, president's 24 year old cousin, the 
     failed nepotistic appointment to run White House travel 
     office.
       Robert ``Red'' Bone, stock broker who dealt cattle futures 
     punished by Chicago Merchantile Exchange.
       Convicted Ex Judge David Hale, John Dean of 1995.
       Ron Brown, Commerce Secretary, Rich F. of fired F.O.
       Kristine Gebbie, former AIDS Czar.
       Henry Cisneros, Housing Secretary.
       Bruce Lindsey, Former Deputy Counsel (falsely claimed 
     attorney/client privilege in Whitewater hearing on taxpayer 
     payroll).
       David Mixner, senior homosexual fundraiser.
       Susan Thomases, F.O.H.
       Betsey Wright, Bimbo Patrol ultra fixer-upper.
       Jack Paladino, personal detective, ``fixer'' with heavy 
     cash.
       Jean Bertrand Aristide, defrocked priest, ``I love the 
     smell of burning flesh,'' anti-Christian, anti-American 
     accessory to multiple murders.
       Paula Casey, belated self-recused U.S. attorney in Little 
     Rock--bad memory.
       Zoe Baird, botched Attorney General nominee (badly vetted 
     Liberal Victim #1.
       Kimba Wood, botched Attorney General nominee (badly vetted 
     Liberal Victim #2 ).
       Lani Guanier (badly vetted Liberal Victim #3).
       Henry Foster, sometime Abortionist (badly vetted Liberal 
     Victim #4). Double dipping prior female Surgeon General who 
     wanted to teach self-gratification to grade schoolers. Still 
     does. Ugh.
       Charles Ruff, liberal Democrat prosecutor, potential 
     political appointee.
       Vincent Foster, Marley's ghost for third Christmas in a 
     row, former inside super fix-it lawyer, either a victim or 
     guilt ridden over WACO children deaths and Travelgate 
     assassination of reputations of 7 innocent working folks.
       Christophe and the infamous $200 haircut at LAX.
       Ex-Trooper Captain Buddy Young, coverup artist and chief of 
     procurers. Double income payoff at F.E.M.A.


                    ii. events associated with whom?

       $100,000.00 Cattle Futures ``lucky'' trading-- or was it 
     criminal ``donation.''
       FIve ``culture of death'' executive orders pushing 
     abortion-on-demand for any reason or no reason at all of 
     first working day in office.
       Bimbo turf, otherwise known as Astroturf, in pickup truck. 
     Investing in cattle futures for whom?
       Normalizing Relations with Vietnam in spite of live 
     sightings and missing heroes (on advice of `ol Raw Evil 
     MacNamara).
       Herb and Lois Shugart, parents of Medal of Honor recipient, 
     refusing to shake President's hand, 25 May `93.
       ``Loathsome'' letter to Bataan Death March survivor, 
     Colonel Gene Holmes, stating we've come to ``loathe'' the 
     military.
       The magnificent but suppressed response from Col. Holmes. 
     Mena Airport.
       The return of anti-American, psychotic, defrocked priest to 
     power in Haiti. White House Travel Office worker reputation 
     assassinations. Waco deaths of pregnant women and 20 or more 
     children who were hostages of a cult guru.
       Bootlicking by political appointees of Communist Poliburo 
     in Hanoi. Secretive Health Care Task Force of 511 socialists 
     or pointy headed bureaucrats.
       Bisexuals and homosexuals in the military.
       On MTV: ``Is it boxers or briefs?'' ``Briefs.''Ugh. Worn 
     above or below copiuos love handles??
       19 heroes cut down in the allies of Mogadishu, then heroes' 
     bodies dragged by crowds, desecrated and burned.
       Offensive photo ops: 4 May `93 30 U.S. on White House South 
     Lawn; 19 July `93 Joint chiefs of Staff, four star rank, 
     everyone used as puppets for pro-homosexual charade. Now that 
     is loathing the military.
       50th anniversary of D-Day, 4 June `94, Omaha beach 
     loathsome posing. 1 December 1995 Baumholder, Germany, 1st 
     Armored Division, 10 yard ``Follow me'' march to nowhere with 
     Division staff.
       Pornographic, pro-bisexual, pro-homosexual ``AIDS in the 
     Workplace Training'' for all federal employees--temporarily 
     reduced until January 20, 1997.
       Whitewater financing of 1986 Arkansas Governors race, 1990 
     Arkansas Governors race.
       August `93, largest tax increase in the history of our 
     nation--the history of any democracy ever!
       Military officers ordered to serve hors d' oeuvres at White 
     House picnic.
       Socialized medicine for Americans, doctors and nurses be 
     damned.
       Encouraging condom ads in family hour, prime time 
     television programming.
       Organizing pro-Hanoi demonstrations in a foreign country in 
     1969 and 1970.
       Triple draft dodging, July 1968, April 1969, and political 
     reversal of induction show-up date of 28 July 1969.
       Attempting to disarm the law abiding citizens by 
     unconstitutionally circumventing the 2nd Amendment.
       Forcible return of Haitian refugees, breaking promises made 
     during `92 campaign.
       ``I didn't inhale'' vs. ``Sure I would, I tried once didn't 
     I?'' (MTV television appearance. June 1992).
       Middle class tax cut--NOT!
       Failed BTU tax.
       Nannygate, over and over.
       White House senior staff abusing U.S. Marine helicopters to 
     zip over to golf courses.
       Sacrilege of appropriating our Messiah's Self-description 
     of ``New Covenant,'' (Jesus Christ is the New and Everlasting 
     Covenant. Amen.)
       Daughter to elite Sidwell Friends School.
       Desire for U.N. control of U.S. troops, everywhere.
       Heber Springs Hideaway, ``liaisons dangereuse.''
       Vadis Bosnia? Whither goest our emperor's whims?

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