[Congressional Record Volume 141, Number 122 (Wednesday, July 26, 1995)]
[House]
[Page H7706]
From the Congressional Record Online through the Government Publishing Office [www.gpo.gov]


             TOP 10 NICKNAMES FOR LIBERAL PLAN FOR MEDICARE

  (Mr. HAYWORTH asked and was given permission to address the House for 
1 minute and to revise and extend his remarks.)
  Mr. HAYWORTH. Mr. Speaker, quickly, we are not out to cut Medicare, 
we are out to save it and improve it. That is the key difference.
  Mr. Speaker, from the home office in Scotsdale, AZ, we have the top 
10 nicknames for the liberal plan for Medicare, or the lack thereof:
  No. 10: The X Files Plan.
  No. 9: The Mediscare Plan.
  No. 8: The Let-It-Go-Broke Plan.
  No. 7: The Blank Page Plan.
  No. 6: The Stick-Your-Head-in-the-Sand Plan.
  No. 5: The We-Don't-Need-No-Stinking-Plan Plan.
  No. 4: The Extra Top Secret ``We Don't Even Know it Ourselves'' Plan.
  No. 3: The Change-the-Subject Plan.
  No. 2: The ``Bash Conservative Republicans, Ignore the Solution'' 
Plan.
  And the No. 1 nickname for the liberal plan on Medicare: The 
Invisible Plan.

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