[Congressional Record Volume 141, Number 110 (Monday, July 10, 1995)]
[House]
[Page H6704]
From the Congressional Record Online through the Government Publishing Office [www.gpo.gov]


  TOP 10 REASONS DEMOCRATS WANT TO TIE UP HOUSE WITH PROCEDURAL VOTES

  (Mr. HAYWORTH asked and was given permission to address the House for 
1 minute and to revise and extend his remarks.)
  Mr. HAYWORTH. Mr. Speaker, from the home office in Scottsdale, AZ, 
the top 10 reasons Democrats want to tie up the House with procedural 
votes today:
  (10) Build up voting percentage.
  (9) Journal vote important to the American people.
  (8) Like to work hard at nothing all day.
  (7) Manufactured rage makes me smile.
  (6) They say they are not for sale. What they won't say is nobody's 
buying their line anyway.
  (5) We don't want to work. We just want to bang on this gavel all 
day.
  (4) Monday Night TV is just reruns anyway.
  (3) Holding breath until blue in the face doesn't work.
  (2) Bonior told them to.
  And the number one reason Democrats want to tie up the House with 
procedural votes today:
  (1) They have fallen and they can't get up.

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