[Congressional Record Volume 141, Number 98 (Thursday, June 15, 1995)]
[House]
[Page H5988]
From the Congressional Record Online through the Government Publishing Office [www.gpo.gov]




        CLINTON'S TOP 10 REASONS FOR PROPOSING A BALANCED BUDGET

  (Mr. HAYWORTH asked and was given permission to address the House for 
1 minute and to revise and extend his remarks.)
  Mr. HAYWORTH. Mr. Speaker, from the home office in Scottsdale, AZ, 
Bill Clinton's top 10 reasons for proposing a balanced budget:
  No. 10, Hillary: Out of town.
  No. 9, I did what?
  No. 8, time to really tick off Gephardt.
  No. 7, sneaking suspicion that Republicans have been right all along.
  No. 6, tired of being irrelevant.
  No. 5, if at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
  No. 4, only way to get networks to cover him.
  No. 3, ploy to get David Obey to join his fan club.
  No. 2, too much McDonald's coffee.
  And the No. 1 reason Bill Clinton proposed a balanced budget: Newt 
envy.


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